Best. Last. Words. Ever.
We regret to announce the disturbing demise of Amanda, who on the 2nd of October of this year was savagely ground to powder by an angry cow. This unfortunate incident occurred in a sewer pipe on the Island of Tihi. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Zounds! I am undone!" just before expiring. Amanda is survived by Gladys Happyfoot, a trained chimpanzee. Funeral services will be held the 19th of next month.
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posted by Amanda @ 10:48 AM
5 Antiphon:
I have read my own obituary on more than occasion. First time was when I was in junior high. Ken Johnson lived to be 68 and had 4 grandkids. The name Ken Johnson is like a rash in US History. There are 3 in town that I know. And when I went for a job some years ago where i had to be bonded, which means a criminal record check. There were 10 Ken Johnson. Some were very bad: murder, rape, robbery, and assault. Of course there are some good guys too. Like Kenneth Johnson the produce who makes alot of SciFi films and TV shows. I read my Obit many times... I look at it as Kens in parallel universes.
As I already said, I am more specialer than you are!
That's not what I meant, and I was being facetious in the spirit of Chelsea's blog. Besides, it's totally different. She stole the obit from me. :P
I didn't steal it. I got my own!!! I stole the idea maybe, but not the obit itself.
We regret to announce the unpleasant passing of Emily Rose, who on the 7th of February of this year was helplessly cannibalized by a large rabid squirrel. This unfortunate incident occurred in a small, unmarked sedan on the Island of Tihi. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Stand back! I'm a professional!" just before expiring. Emily Rose is survived by some large debts. Funeral services will be held the 2nd of next month.
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