I am so grossed out.

Here I was, eating lunch. Lunch was leftover Hamburger Helper. I am addicted to the new Tomato Basil Penne. I take out half a cup of water and add a can of diced tomatoes, and it is sooo good. I also had one serving left of squash, so it made for a pretty decent lunch, especially for a Saturday.

I'm about done when there's this crunch in my mouth that is definitely not supposed to be there, and it tastes awful. I spit out my mouthful and there in the middle is one of those stupid Asian beetles.

Gag me with a spoon! You know how bad they smell...well, they taste that bad. Plus, I had a Bug In My Mouth! Ewww! I want to puke just thinking about it four hours later.

And did you know it was someone's idea to introduce these bugs over here? That they did it on PURPOSE? Whosever idea that was should be shot. No, that's too good for them. They should be locked in a room with about a million of these things and suffocate by beetle. Remember The Creep Show, the very last one where the guy was so paranoid about bugs and would kill them right and left and finally the bugs got revenge by entering his every oriface and killing him? That's what I want.