Accounting is not usually very amusing, so we take our humor where we can get it. Today's comes courtesy of a client who has a new girlfriend:
posted by Amanda @ 3:19 PM
Saturday, February 02, 2008
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2 Antiphon:
I remember one of you BG sigs, which said something about you know you're in trouble when one of you accounting columns is labelled "What the f***?"
Still makes me smile now :lol:
Heeeee! I wonder how long this girlfriend will last?!
This reminds me of Friday's work, when, after having created the same file from a report about five times and worked on it for hours, only to have to create a new one because it was duff, called the last version Final For Real This Time Oh Dear God...
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