I am very, very upset. I am in angry grizzly bear protecting her cub mode, and I have absolutely no outlet. My favorite fantasy involves provoking assault and pressing charges to the fullest extent of the law. Another involves a well-placed spin hook kick to the face, preferably involving a broken nose and multiple reconstructive surgeries.
I know I can't hurt her physically, but God help that woman if I ever meet her again. She's messed with the wrong person, and she will not get away with it this time.
My suggestion: Go to the Nest a little early tonight with a picture/drawing/caricature of wrath-inducing-woman and tape it to hook kick-level on the heavy bag. Commence with spin hook kicks.
ReplyDeleteIf that doesn't work as a temporary fix, go for ice cream or desert of choice. If you need to vent, I am available. I also come with homemade cookies. I need to get rid of some baking supplies before I move.
I can't vent (thus with the cryptic), but thanks for sympathy.
ReplyDeleteOh, dear. I've no idea what this is about, but I hope you don't run into this woman again.
ReplyDeleteTahnk you.
ReplyDeleteI figured as much!
ReplyDeleteI like Chelsea's suggestions :-)
ReplyDeleteI made chocolate chip cookies tonight if you need any.
ReplyDeleteRant away cryptically all you like. The kicking of her picture sounds like an excellent cathartic exercise.
ReplyDeleteAmanda, I just read this and I give you my permission to DO IT!!!!!!!! I know exactly what you are talking about! ARGH!!!!!! What a biatch...her...not you.
ReplyDeleteLaurie R.